Clips from the Cattle Log

For those of you who couldn't open the Cattle Log or don't want to take the time...here's an example of the information the guys shared with the women! haha

Brad B
Age: 25
Occupation: Business Owner
Best Feature: My gelled hair with frosted tips. Oh yeah and my Gumby looking Asian-symboled tattoo.
Favorite Position: I prefer **** Doggy or anything sinister will do.
Most Romantic Thing You’ve Done: Nothing really comes to mind but I don’t know maybe hanging with my ex under the moonlight on the hood of my car at the good ole make-out spot in Campbellsville, Ky. Oh yeah we had some Box wine too to get us in the mood.
Best Pick Up Line: You know what would look good on you...Me inside you!
What Are You Looking For In A Partner: Voluptuous Ass is first and foremost, Big boobs are fun to play with, and full lips always come in handy
Favorite Female Celebrity: Oprah

Man Market

I'm not really even sure where to begin this blog...and I'm sure many of you will not find it half as funny as I do, but I still have to share!

This weekend I'm in Lexington visiting my cousin, Zach. As I've mentioned before...he is my partner in crime and we tend to be very random when we are talking/hanging out. Well last week on the radio he kept hearing about this event called Man Market. He was giving me the basics of it the other night, but hadn't ever taken the time to look it up online. So last night we have dinner and we're hanging out watching tv...he has the brainstorm to get online and look this event up! We're both online cruising the radio station's site and find last year's Man Market info. Needless to say we are DYING with laughter!!

The Man Market is a local event hosted at a nightclub by some radio personalities, and this year their celebrity host was Nick Lachey. (I think that was reason enough for many of the girls to go! ha) Guys go to the nightclub and pre-register. They fill out a form about themselves telling all sorts of interesting information...last year the "Cattle Log" didn't ask as much as this year's but it's still a little too much information!! They even post pictures from the event online. After looking through the pics we could tell that most of the guys weren't terrible looking, but definitely the type you'd expect at an event such as this. The girls weren't bad either, but plenty of skank happening there too! :p

In a moment of brilliance, we decide that it would be fun to drive over to the bar and people watch! hahaha So we hop in the truck and drive the 5 minutes there...all the while, testing out Zach's new digital HD camcorder. It was toooooo funny! Unfortunately, Zach won't let me post the video, but I'm sure Rajean and Jenna can imagine our stupidity (only because they've been a part of ridiculous videos in the past!). We were laughing the whole way there!!

Okay, so turn onto Euclid Ave (where the bar is) and we are driving kinda slow to try to find it...and darn it, it was in a strip mall on the street...with only street parking!! Of course the entire street was full of vehicles and the parking lot behind the stores/bar wasn't very big either and was already full. We were completely bummed that we didn't get to see any comings and goings, but we still laughed the entire time!!

This morning we were sitting here talking about what we were going to do today (visit a few local wineries and Lord only knows what other nonsense) and at the same time we both started laughing...and we were BOTH already searching to see if the new Man Market stuff was online. And it was!! So for your viewing pleasure and to see for yourself how truly terrible this event is...you must read the Cattle Log (the guy's information) and even take a peek at the pics if you have time! I'm pretty sure you'll be laughing, shaking your head in disgust, and rolling your eyes just as much as we have been..........ENJOY! ;)

Go Steelers!

Just had to post a quick note to share my excitement over the Pittsburgh STEELERS winning the Super Bowl tonight!! :)

I was definitely jumping up and down, yelling at the tv, sitting on the edge of my seat...all night long! haha

Hope everyone enjoyed their weekend!

GO STEELERS!

Snow Day

We were all enjoying yet ANOTHER snow day in southeastern Indiana today! I was finally able to get out of the house. The roads are not great by any means, but they are decent enough to drive. I packed Toby up and off we went on our little adventure. :)

First I had to stop and get some gas! That is one thing you don't want your vehicle to run out of in the winter! haha Toby was pretty wound up in his carrier (he hates the one I used, but when I'm by myself, its the only option as he is completely locked in)...so we stopped at the Co-Op to see mamaw! Toby was very excited!! :) Mom loves to show him off to all her co-workers and they always enjoy seeing him.

After those 2 stops, we finally made our way to Monica's! Ethan was waiting for us at the door...in his cute footie pajamas! ha We played for an hour or so...watched bits and pieces of 2 different movies...and then ate a delicious lunch Monica fixed! (well Ethan ate a corndog! ha) After lunch, Ethan and I got all bundled up and went outside to play. I pulled him on his sled for awhile. We ATTEMPTED to build a snowman, but the snow just didn't want to stick! We even played on his playset after breaking off a bunch of ice. I tried to swing while he went down the slide, but the chain was frozen and it dumped me on the ground! haha Thank goodness I was the one with the camera or else I may have to show a pic of me! :p We played outside for an hour and it was cold, but so much fun!!!

Toby was so worn out from playing in the house with Ethan and following Monica around that he fell asleep in his carrier on the way home! haha :)

I finally got to play in the snow! YAY!

PS - We are expecting more snow Friday & Monday...could be interesting!

Winter Wonderland

Everywhere as far as the eye can see...snow and ice! :) I had plans to go over to my cousin Monica's today so I could play in the snow with her little boy, Ethan. I was going to take Toby with me because Ethan LOVES Toby and always asks to see him! Unfortunately, there was just toooooo much snow today! I doubt the kids have school tomorrow because I live right off the highway and we have not seen any sort of snow plow today! haha So, hopefully I'll get to make my way over there tomorrow and have a playdate in the snow with my lil buddy! :D

I did go out in the snow on my own today! I couldn't help myself!! I LOVE winter...and have so many great memories from when I was growing up (as noted in my last blog). I stomped around the yard awhile, making paths everywhere I went! :p I shoveled snow off the deck and blacktop so mom could get in the house without trudging through all the snow. I brushed all the snow off my vehicle, but still have a sheet of ice covering it. Mom called awhile ago and said she planned on de-icing the Mountie tonight, so looks like I'll get to head outside one more time today! ha ;)

Enjoy a few pictures I took! Hope you are all safe and warm!

SNOW!

It finally happened...we actually got our first REAL snow this winter! And it's certainly more than I thought we'd get! (I mean, who really trusts the weather man anymore? ha) Here's a few pictures! There's probably about 4-5" on the ground in most places. And that's what several friends who measured the snow in their yards while out playing with the kiddos said today. ha We are supposed to be getting freezing rain and more snow on top of that this afternoon/tonight....possibly for a total of 10-12" of the white stuff. Personally, I think that is a stretch...we haven't had that much snow since I was in high school! ha

One thing is for sure...snow isn't nearly as much fun as an adult. My winters used to be spent PRAYING nightly for more snow so we'd get a snow day at school! ha Snow days were spent at my aunt & uncle's house...with my 3 cousins, sister, and 4-6 other neighbor kids! We'd ride our 4wheelers and snowmobiles for hours and hours on end!!!! :) Ah, what fun we had! haha A couple years ago, Jenna and I built a snowman in the front yard here at mom's, but these days I don't have anyone to play in the snow with! :( bummer!

Sunshine Will Do Ya Good

So, I know the song is "change will do you good" and in a way, getting some rays via the tanning bed was a change that did great things for me today! :)

I've been in a major bluesy mood lately...after amping up my vitamin D today I am feeling a lot better! The tanning bed will definitely be part of my weekly routine until Mr. Sunshine decides to grace us with his presence this spring/summer!!

I hope everyone else is having a good Monday! Between my energy (exercising has been great), eating healthier (not much of a change, but still doing good), and now the sun...I think 2009 is off to a decent start! ha